10) I promise I'm innocent, officer
I don't know about you, but even seeing a police officer makes me nervous. NOT because I'm doing anything wrong (I mean sometimes I speed a leetle bit...*cough*) but because I'm trying so hard to do everything right....does that even make sense? I don't know. All I know is that police officers (despite my extreme admiration and respect for them) make me a little nervous and I live in constant fear of getting a ticket. I DON'T WANT MY PURE, SPOTLESS DRIVING RECORD STAINED WITH A SPEEDING TICKET.
When you're the driver, you have to balance everything. The phone. The car keys. Making sure the car is locked. Driver's license. Any cargo like library books to return or groceries you just bought. Your brother. Money. Sunglasses. NOT TO MENTION DRIVING SAID VEHICLE. Which involves stop signs. Traffic lights. Pedestrians. Passing cars. Runaway dogs. Speed limit signs.
|#more stressed than Legloas battling orcs|
8) Four way stops.
Must I really explain why? It's confusing and dangerous, especially for an indecisive person like me. And then there is always someone who is just like....
7) And at last I see the light....and nothing but the light.
Driving at sunset. UGH. Instant blindness will commence now.
6) When the FBI trails you
Okay, honestly I added this one for the gif. But sometimes there's just that ONE car you can't shake no matter what obscure dirt road you go down...
I live in Michigan, guys. I have deer paranoia. FORGET THE SPEEDING TICKET I'LL TAKE THAT ANY DAY OVER THIS.
|*I purposely found a gif of a deer NOT getting killed, you're welcome|
4) Slow turners.
I admit it. I'm impatient.
3) Those people who pass you going over 80mph and never get pulled over???
One of my biggest pet peeves is when I'm going EXACTLY the speed limit and people still pass me. I just.....
(the extreme version of this is when you're in the upper peninsula of Michigan, miles away from anything on this desolate back roads and you go ten miles over the speed limit and still every car passes you)
2) No turn signal
FOR THE LOVE OF FRESH STRAWBERRIES PLEASE USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL WHILE SWITCHING LANES ON THE EXPRESSWAY. OR TURNING RIGHT. OR LEFT. PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS. IT'S IMPORTANT.
1) PEOPLE WHO TAILGATE.
Guaranteed to cause me road rage* every time.
How about you, my friends?
What are your driving pet peeves?